Yeah, he'd have to get it from Damien. Remember, he has the copy he got from the Oorstemothians.

i dunno, sounds pretty litigious if you ask me
as i understand it orks and D'orks love entertainment lawyers, but more as 'entertainment' than anything else

But...Tom doesn't need lawyers for merchandising. He just needs his good friend Tizzy to help him get the stuff out there! I mean, really, who better, right?

Bobble heads, ...wait, we've had this conversation before! <shudder> Forum Repeat!

Semi-seriously, Tom really does need to get his promotional team together. Guess that's what AoD will be about. After all, what are apostles but a really dedicated advertising team?

Ahh, didn't quite catch that you were a succubus, had been going to make the same jokes but didn't want to accidentally offend you; however, now I realize it would have been a compliment.

I wonder if Tom can hire incubus' and succubus' for his PR team, you know, sort of like the pharmaceutical reps do.

Hmm, in terms of marketing people, Lilith has an entire dungeon full of lost souls condemned to make power points that are never approved and always need correction for all of eternity. He could probably lure a few of those folks away, especially if he promised to approve at least one presentation per hundred years; it's a far better deal than they get now.

Also, they are using PowerPoint 1.0 on Windows 3.0; so if he promised to upgrade them to PowerPoint '97, he'd get a lot of people.

It's not a pleasant dungeon; although better than where she keeps her accountants; they're using Lotus 1-2-3 for DOS; and Lilith's Tech Team keeps upgrading their DOS version, which, naturally, breaks Lotus 1-2-3. As they used to say at Microsoft: "DOS isn't done until Lotus won't run!"

OK, that is gonzo weird!

How do you manage to have a video for everything?

Do like live in the YouTube Data Center basement or something? Where all the weird videos slowly drip down from the servers above?

There you go again!

That is a very concise and easy to understand summary of the true crime novel that Trisfelt was reading when he met Hilda. Wonder if he's balled that?

I don't know if they have Internet connections in Astlan.

I do, but as you recall, it's a 56k dial up connection to AOL. Thank myself they eventually stopped sending me those shiny coasters for my drinks. My cave is nearly overflowing with them.

Yes, the Noseless One!

ok this speculation is probably wrong, but could seem kinda spoilerish, so be warned.

I think tom is the missing lord demons son, with rupert being his little brother. after not dieing in the explosion toms father was pulled back and bound as the first , or one of the first demons. as time manipulation is potentially part of this series. would explain why Rupert looks like Tom , and why hes a class 4 demon. Of course he could really be tom's son, they due have ftl equipment that no one knows really how to use, tachyons and all.


Saying all this I'm just trying to read between the lines I have read library's worth of fiction and don't know the author beyond living in his head through his works


Signed, Oryn Starheart
Demon of Metals and Radiation

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Tom breathing Clouds of Disintegration : I

How much indigestion would one have to have to spit CoD?

Seems a bit worse than simple GERD (Gastro-Esophagal Reflux Disorder)