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On multiple occasions I've offered him a private office in Doom and a complimentary full membership to the DoomSpa along with a coupon for 1 free Torture session per day (to get the kinks out and motivate him). Unfortunately, he has so far refused to take me up on this more than generous offer. 
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Originally Posted by: Tizzy  On multiple occasions I've offered him a private office in Doom and a complimentary full membership to the DoomSpa along with a coupon for 1 free Torture session per day (to get the kinks out and motivate him). Unfortunately, he has so far refused to take me up on this more than generous offer. That is quite generous... is that torture session with Ufthak Skinpeeler? If so, he must be quite foolish as she is quite possibly the best at her job!
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Indeed! Have you had a session? She is quite remarkable! She prioritizes Doom staff before outsiders, so getting an appointment takes time... Well...it did in the day, I'm guessing during the interregnum or whatever it was called her schedule was much more open. I have never met a therapist with more skill using molten accupokers! She's also fantastic for the odd bout of hemorrhoids! Those molten-pinchers of hers can squeeze them right off in a jiffy! Her tonsillectomies were a bit harsh, dry mouth and such as you might imagine. I limited myself to one tonsillectomy per month. Silly me, but it just required too much I-scream, so you know, need to limit it, if you get too much of a horrific thing, you sort of get burnt out...OK, literally burnt out--yes, but I meant figuratively--you know metaphysical and all.... Edited by user Monday, February 6, 2017 5:26:32 AM(UTC)
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Would she have a cure to Antefalken's D'crabs?
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I think she'd have to pluck them off one by one...
D'Crabs would be very horrible for his partners....I mean, they'd be unkillable....eesh...very very unpleasant...
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Originally Posted by: EyeDeKay Would she have a cure to Antefalken's D'crabs? Wait. Didn't Antefalken say he didn't actually have demon crabs when Damien asked? Was that a lie or is this the making of a story to tell his little bedwarmers?
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Yea, it was a lie, there are no D'crabs, except maybe for the Crustacean variety, and only in very remote locations, like lakes of certain liquid metals and some rare liquids, what is the average temperature of the Abyss again Tizzy?
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So i imagine that there might be some lakes lying around composed of say Sulphuric Acid, Sodium, Potassium, Phosphorus, mercury, etc, and if there is any plant life at all--demonic or not--there could easily be small quantities of Glycerol
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Certainly, plenty of lakes, ponds, although usually in more sheltered locations.
There are demonic plants, but they are mostly cultivated. Except for the sentient ones.
You know it's a bad day when your salad tries to eat you.
You ever seen a carrot eat a rabbit? I have. Of course, it was a D'Carrot eating a D'Rabbit. Do you have any idea how long it takes to regenerate from carrot poop?
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Originally Posted by: Tizzy
You know it's a bad day when your salad tries to eat you.
You ever seen a carrot eat a rabbit? I have. Of course, it was a D'Carrot eating a D'Rabbit. Do you have any idea how long it takes to regenerate from carrot poop?
Are you asking from personal experience,Tizzy, or did you actually wait for that D'Rabbit to fully regenerate? Or is it both?
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Well, my time estimate is based on the fact that carrots don't poop, so I assume D'Carrots don't either. However, they do eat people, I think...
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Sounds like some kind of Day of the tentacle thing :P
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Sort of, most of the nasty salads I know about are related to Audrey II, and she had tentacles!
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Originally Posted by: Tizzy Sort of, most of the nasty salads I know about are related to Audrey II, and she had tentacles!
w a t
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Originally Posted by: EyeDeKay Originally Posted by: Tizzy Sort of, most of the nasty salads I know about are related to Audrey II, and she had tentacles!
w a t What's "w a t" that must be humanspeak or something.
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Ah, yes, that makes sense.
Audrey II lived in a little Shop of Horrors and ate people. It's a really great musical. Unfortunately, it's also a tragedy. I did not like the ending. I hate the whole "happily ever after" stuff.
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Originally Posted by: Tizzy Ah, yes, that makes sense.
Audrey II lived in a little Shop of Horrors and ate people. It's a really great musical. Unfortunately, it's also a tragedy. I did not like the ending. I hate the whole "happily ever after" stuff.
Never liked that kind of stuff either; ruins the storyline for me Edited by user Saturday, March 11, 2017 10:48:08 PM(UTC)
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Originally Posted by: Zeravar This is making Book 4 seem much more interesting..... hmmmm, could there possibly be a plot twist where Talarius dies and is brought back as a Demon of Doom?  Also, thanks Tizzy for the hints on how to hide spoilers. That would make his relationship with his demon slaying sword kind of awkward right? It would be great!!!
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